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- MY NAME IS NATHAN FIELDER.

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AND I GRADUATED FROM ONE OF
CANADA'S TOP BUSINESS SCHOOLS

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WITH REALLY GOOD GRADES.

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NOW I'M USING
MY KNOWLEDGE TO HELP

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STRUGGLING
SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS

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MAKE IT IN THIS
COMPETITIVE WORLD.

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[sweeping orchestral music]

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*

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THIS IS NATHAN FOR YOU.

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GREG BOODAGHIAN
WORKS IN AN INDUSTRY

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WHERE DISHONESTY RUNS RAMPANT,

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AND THAT MAKES THE FACT THAT
I FIRST THOUGHT HIS BUSINESS

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WAS CALLED "GAY AUTO REPAIR"
THE LEAST OF HIS WORRIES.

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HIS BIGGEST PROBLEM:
CUSTOMERS NOT TRUSTING HIM.

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- I DO HAVE CLIENTS LIKE
THAT THAT ONCE THEY ENTER HERE,

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THEY THINK THAT
I'M READY TO RIP THEM OFF.

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- GREG SEEMED LIKE
AN HONEST MECHANIC,

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BUT BEFORE HELPING HIM,
I NEEDED TO BE SURE.

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SO I BAKED HIM SOME COOKIES
WITH SALT INSTEAD OF SUGAR

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TO SEE IF HE'D BE HONEST
ABOUT THE TASTE,

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AND THE NEXT DAY,
I PAID HIM A VISIT AT HIS SHOP

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IN GLENDALE, CALIFORNIA,
WITH MY HOMEMADE TREATS.

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- I HAVE A LITTLE
SURPRISE FOR YOU.

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I BAKED YOU THESE COOKIES.

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- FOR ME?
- YEAH.

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- [laughs]
- SO FEEL FREE TO HAVE ONE.

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- SURE.

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- WHO MADE IT? YOU MADE IT?
- MM-HMM.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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- VERY GOOD.
- YOU LIKE IT?

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- I LIKE IT.
YEAH, A LITTLE SALTY.

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DIFFERENT.

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- GOOD ENOUGH.

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THE PLAN: FOR GREG TO PROMOTE
THAT HE'S AN HONEST MECHANIC

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BY ONLY GIVING ESTIMATES WHILE
HOOKED UP TO A LIE DETECTOR.

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- I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT,
BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S--

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- SOMETHING LIKE THIS WON'T
ONLY MAKE YOU LOOK MORE HONEST,

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BUT IT WILL MAKE YOUR
COMPETITORS LOOK MORE DISHONEST

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BECAUSE IT'LL MAKE
EVERYONE IN THE CITY GO,

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"WELL, WHY ISN'T MY MECHANIC
HOOKED UP TO A POLYGRAPH?

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I WANT TO GO TO THE GUY WHO IS."

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- PROBABLY, YEAH.
PEOPLE WILL THINK THAT WAY.

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- YEAH. YEAH.

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GREG SEEMED INTO MY IDEA,
AND THAT MEANT I NEEDED TO FIND

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A RELIABLE POLYGRAPH MACHINE
FOR HIM TO USE.

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DO YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE?

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- OH, I'LL TAKE IT LATER.
- HAVE ANOTHER ONE NOW.

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NO?
- NO.

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- SO I TRACKED DOWN
A LOCAL POLYGRAPH OPERATOR

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AND MET UP WITH HIM AT MY OFFICE
TO PUT HIS MACHINE TO THE TEST.

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- ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS
TRUTHFULLY, OKAY?

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- MM-HMM.

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- IS TODAY THURSDAY?
- YES.

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- ARE YOU CURRENTLY
SITTING DOWN?

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- YES.

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- HAVE YOU EVER USED PORNOGRAPHY
TO PLEASURE YOURSELF?

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- IS THAT A STANDARD QUESTION?

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- TRY TO NOT TALK
BETWEEN QUESTIONS.

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HAVE YOU EVER USED
ONLINE PORNOGRAPHY

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OR PORNOGRAPHY
TO PLEASURE YOURSELF?

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- NO.

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- OKAY.

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DECEPTIVE.

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- [quietly] WELL,
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT 100%.

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I DON'T LOOK AT PORNOGRAPHY,
SO IT WAS OBVIOUS

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THAT GENE'S OLD MACHINE WAS
TOO INACCURATE TO USE WITH GREG.

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SO I SOUGHT OUT
A DIFFERENT POLYGRAPH OPERATOR

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WHO CLAIMED TO HAVE
THE MOST UP-TO-DATE EQUIPMENT.

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HONESTLY,
THIS MACHINE LOOKED LIKE

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SOMETHING OUT OF THE 1500s.

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IT WAS LIKE--
- YEAH,.

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THOSE ARE ONLY 80% ACCURATE.
- RIGHT.

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SO WHAT I WANT TO DO TODAY,
ALONG WITH TESTING YOUR MACHINE,

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IS TO SHOW THAT I WAS TELLING
THE TRUTH IN THAT SITUATION

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AND THAT I DON'T WATCH
ONLINE PORNOGRAPHY.

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- OKAY.

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- AND ONCE I WAS ALL HOOKED UP,

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I WAS READY TO
TAKE ON THE HARD QUESTIONS.

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- DO YOU LIVE IN WISCONSIN?

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- NO.
- PASS.

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DO YOU EVER LOOK
AT PORNOGRAPHY ON THE INTERNET?

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- NO.

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- FAIL.

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- I--I S--

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- HAVE YOU EVER
PLEASURED YOURSELF

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WHILE WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY
ON THE INTERNET?

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- NO.

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- FAIL.

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- DO YOU NEED TO REBOOT
THE COMPUTER OR SOMETHING?

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- THERE'S NO--NOTHING TO REBOOT.

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IT'S ROLLING.

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- 'CAUSE I NOTICED
YOUR COMPUTER IS A DELL.

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SO I DON'T KNOW--
- COMPUTER'S A TOSHIBA.

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- IT NEVER GLITCHES?
- NO.

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YOU'RE FAILING, I AND I THINK
IT'S 'CAUSE YOU'RE LYING.

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- BUT IT'S WEIRD FOR ME A LITTLE
BIT WHEN I'M TELLING THE TRUTH

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AND THE COMPUTER
IS SAYING I'M LYING.

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AND ON TOP OF THAT,
IT'S A TOSHIBA.

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- SMALL GREEN MOUNTAIN,
SMALL GREEN MOUNTAIN,

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GIANT GREEN MOUNTAIN.

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- WHAT WAS THAT QUESTION FOR?
- PORN.

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DO YOU EVER WATCH PORN
ON THE INTERNET?

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- IS THAT A WINDOWS '95?

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- OH, JESUS, DUDE.
YOU'RE GRASPIN' AT STRAWS.

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THE OPERATING SYSTEM
HAS NOTHING TO DO

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WITH WHAT YOU'RE SHOOTING OUT.

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AND IT'S NOT WINDOWS '95.

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- XP?
- YES.

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- STILL, IT'S NOT THE MOST
RECENT OPERATING SYSTEM,

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I DON'T THINK.

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DESPITE THE INACCURACY
OF JOHN'S DATED MACHINE,

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WE HAD TO GO WITH HIM
SINCE THERE WEREN'T

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ANY OTHER OPERATORS
IN THE AREA.

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SEE YOU LATER.
- BYE.

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- BACK AT GandY, I HAD
A SURPRISE IN STORE FOR GREG.

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I GOT YOU THAT SIGN.
- ALL RIGHT, THAT'S COOL.

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- YEAH?
- YEAH.

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- WITH THE SIGN IN PLACE,
IT WAS FINALLY TIME FOR GREG

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TO TRY OUT HIS NEW HONEST
APPROACH WITH CUSTOMERS.

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- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- HEY. HI.

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- WE HAVE A SPECIAL TODAY.
- OKAY.

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- WE ACCEPT A POLYGRAPH TEST
WHEN WE GIVE YOU--

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- OH, WOW.

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- WHEN WE GIVE YOU
THE ESTIMATES.

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SO IF YOU WANT A--
YOU'RE WILLING TO--

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- THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
[chuckles] YEAH.

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- CUSTOMERS SEEMED EXCITED
ABOUT THE PROMOTION,

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AND AFTER A THOROUGH INSPECTION,
GREG GAVE HIS QUOTE.

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- THE REAR, YOU HAVE,
LIKE, 5% LEFT.

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- OKAY.

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- WHILE JOHN, OUR POLYGRAPH
EXAMINER, TOOK NOTES.

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NOW IT WAS TIME TO PUT
GREG'S HONESTY TO THE TEST.

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- IS TODAY SUNDAY?
- NO.

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- TRUE.

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DO THE REAR BRAKE PADS
ONLY HAVE 5% LEFT?

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- YES.
- TRUE.

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IS $180 A FAIR PRICE
TO REPLACE AN ABS SENSOR?

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- YES.
- TRUE.

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- OKAY.

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SO BASED ON THOSE ANSWERS, HOW
DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR ESTIMATE?

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- YEAH, IT'S--
HE SOUNDS TRUTHFUL.

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- KEEP IN MIND, TOO,
THAT YESTERDAY

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WHEN HE DID A TEST ON ME,
IT SAID THAT I, YOU KNOW,

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PLEASURED MYSELF TO PORNOGRAPHY,
AND I DON'T DO THAT.

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SO--[scoffs]
JUST KEEP IN MIND...

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- OH, REALLY?
[laughs]

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- IT'S NOT FULLY ACCURATE 100%.
- OKAY.

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- IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, RUN ON
A TOSHIBA LAPTOP WITH XP, SO--

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- IT'S 98% ACCURATE,

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AND HE HAS PLEASURED HIMSELF
TO PORN ON THE INTERNET.

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- NO, THAT'S--WE HAD--
WE DETERMINED YESTERDAY

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THAT THAT WAS POSSIBLY
A GLITCH WITH THE MACHINE, OR--

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- NO, I DISPUTED
THAT RIGHT AWAY.

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THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY
YOU WERE TELLING THE TRUTH

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ON THE TWO QUESTIONS YOU FAILED.

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- OKAY.

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I'M JUST TRYING TO ESTABLISH
THERE IS SOME UNCERTAINTY,

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AND, YOU KNOW, TO--

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- THERE'S ABSOLUTELY
NO UNCERTAINTY.

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YOUR BODY EXPLODED ON THOSE
TWO QUESTIONS ACROSS--

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- BUT WE DON'T KNOW 100%
THAT MY BODY EXPLODED.

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IT IS THE COMPUTER
THAT'S SHOWING--

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- OH, IT WAS 100% YOUR BODY.

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YOU KEEP TRYING TO BLAME IT
ON WINDOWS THIS AND PROGRAMS.

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IT WAS YOUR BODY.
YOU FAILED.

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THERE IS NO DOUBT YOU HAVE
WATCHED PORN ON THE INTERNET

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AT SOME TIME IN YOUR LIFE,
AND THERE IS ZERO DOUBT--

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- WELL, MAYBE HE JUST--

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MAYBE HE WAS UNCOMFORTABLE
WITH THE QUESTION.

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- NO.
- NO?

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- I WAS UNCOMFORTABLE
WITH THE QUESTION, THOUGH.

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SO THANK YOU.

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DESPITE THE ACCURACY PROBLEMS
WITH JOHN'S MACHINE,

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MORE AND MORE CUSTOMERS
SEEMED TO ENJOY

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THEIR POLYGRAPH-VERIFIED QUOTES.

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- DID YOU FIND A LOOSE VACUUM
HOSE AND YOU REATTACHED IT?

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- YES.

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- TRUE.

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- SO AS YOU CAN SEE, THE THINGS
HE QUOTED YOU IN THE ESTIMATE

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WERE EXACTLY THINGS THAT ARE
ACTUALLY PROBLEMS WITH YOUR CAR,

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AND YOU DO NEED,
AND YOU KNOW THAT.

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BUT IF YOU GO ANYWHERE ELSE,
YOU WON'T KNOW THAT.

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- RIGHT.

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SOUNDS LIKE A WINNER.

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- I WAS SO PROUD THAT
I COULD FINALLY HELP GREG

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PROFIT FROM HIS HONESTY,
AND AT THE END OF THE DAY,

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I WANTED TO SEE WHAT HE THOUGHT
OF THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE.

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- WERE YOU HAPPY
WITH EVERYTHING THAT I DID?

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- WE WERE HAPPY, YES.
WE WERE HAPPY, SO--

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- YEAH.

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DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU THAT

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WHILE HOOKED UP
TO THE POLYGRAPH?

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- SURE.
- YEAH?

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- SO WERE YOU HAPPY WITH
EVERYTHING I DID FOR YOU TODAY?

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- YES.

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- TRUE.

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- ONE MORE QUESTION.

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WOULD YOU EVER
WANT TO HANG OUT SOMETIME

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SOCIALLY WITH ME
OUTSIDE OF THIS?

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- NO.

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- TRUE.

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- HMM.

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OKAY.

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WELL, THANK YOU, AND--YEAH,
THANK YOU FOR YOUR HONESTLY.

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- YEAH.

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- AND, YEAH.

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BEST OF LUCK WITH EVERYTHING.

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- ARE WE DONE? YEAH.

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- YAY. OKAY.

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HAVE A NICE DAY.
- THANK YOU.

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- GOOD TO MEET YOU.
- BYE.

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- IT'S--YEAH. ALL RIGHT.

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- SUE STANFORD IS ONE
OF OVER 6,000 LICENSED REALTORS

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IN L.A. COUNTY,
AND IN AN OVERSATURATED MARKET,

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IT CAN BE HARD
TO STAND OUT FROM THE CROWD.

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- WE'RE CONTINUALLY TRYING
TO OUTDO THE OTHER--[chuckles]

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PERSON, YOU KNOW,
TRYING TO GET BUSINESS.

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- SO I PAID HER A VISIT
TO HELP HER BECOME

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ONE OF THE MOST SOUGHT-AFTER
REALTORS IN THE CITY.

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SO I ALWAYS LIKE TO BEGIN WITH
SOME SMALL TALK TO BREAK THE ICE

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AND MAKE THE OTHER PERSON
COMFORTABLE.

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- OKAY.

223
00:08:56,333 --> 00:09:00,667
- HAVE YOU EVER POSED
FOR A PAINTING BEFORE?

224
00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:04,500
- NO, NOT ACTUALLY,
NOT FOR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

225
00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:06,533
- YOU'D MAKE A GOOD MODEL.
YOU'RE VERY BEAUTIFUL.

226
00:09:06,533 --> 00:09:07,867
- WELL, BLESS YOUR HEART.

227
00:09:07,867 --> 00:09:09,467
THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR SAYING THAT.

228
00:09:09,467 --> 00:09:11,067
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

229
00:09:11,067 --> 00:09:14,200
SO IS THAT ENOUGH SMALL TALK
TO MAKE YOU COMFORTABLE?

230
00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:18,300
- YEAH, I GUESS SO.

231
00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:22,167
- MY MISSION WAS TO MAKE SUE
ONE OF L.A.'s TOP REALTORS.

232
00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:23,933
THE PLAN: HAVE HER SPECIALIZE

233
00:09:23,933 --> 00:09:26,800
IN A CURRENTLY UNREPRESENTED
GROUP OF HOMEBUYER,

234
00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:30,100
THE 50% OF PEOPLE
WHO BELIEVE IN GHOSTS.

235
00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:32,300
- GHOSTS?

236
00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:34,600
- WHEN YOU SHOW A HOUSE,
YOU KNOW, HALF THE PEOPLE

237
00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:37,700
THAT COME THROUGH ARE THINKING,
"IS THERE A GHOST IN HERE?"

238
00:09:37,700 --> 00:09:39,267
- OKAY.

239
00:09:39,267 --> 00:09:40,500
- SO IT SURPRISED ME THAT
I'VE NEVER SEEN A REALTOR

240
00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:44,067
THAT CAN GUARANTEE
THAT ALL THE HOMES THEY SELL

241
00:09:44,067 --> 00:09:45,767
ARE ENTIRELY GHOST-FREE.

242
00:09:45,767 --> 00:09:48,100
- TRUE, YEAH.

243
00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:49,467
- SO WHAT I'M SUGGESTING

244
00:09:49,467 --> 00:09:52,933
IS A COMPLETE RE-BRANDING
OF YOU AS THE GHOST REALTOR.

245
00:09:55,167 --> 00:09:56,167
- HUH.

246
00:09:56,167 --> 00:09:58,400
IT'S REALLY A WILD IDEA.

247
00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,500
- SUE WASN'T FULLY
SEEING MY VISION YET,

248
00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:03,300
SO TO HELP SELL IT TO HER,
I MOCKED UP SOME NEW BRANDING

249
00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:05,800
AND PREPARED A SPECIAL SURPRISE
TO GET HER EXCITED.

250
00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,600
READY?
- UH-HUH.

251
00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:10,433
- ALL RIGHT, OPEN YOUR EYES.
LOOK.

252
00:10:10,433 --> 00:10:11,533
- OH, MY GOSH.

253
00:10:11,533 --> 00:10:14,367
THAT'S AMAZING.

254
00:10:14,367 --> 00:10:15,533
- PRETTY GREAT, HUH?

255
00:10:15,533 --> 00:10:16,833
- THAT'S ME.

256
00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:21,367
"MY HOMES ARE 100% GHOST-
AND DEMON-FREE."

257
00:10:21,367 --> 00:10:23,300
OH, MY GOODNESS.

258
00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:25,233
- I COULD TELL SUE WAS THRILLED
WITH HER NEW IMAGE,

259
00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:26,600
BUT TO FULLY REBRAND
AS THE GHOST REALTOR,

260
00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:29,133
SHE'D NEED TO WORK WITH
A PROFESSIONAL PSYCHIC MEDIUM

261
00:10:29,133 --> 00:10:32,667
WHO COULD VERIFY WHETHER
HER HOMES WERE TRULY GHOST-FREE.

262
00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:35,267
SO I FOUND A LOCAL
PSYCHIC ONLINE...

263
00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:37,933
- HELLO.
I'M PSYCHIC RON BARD.

264
00:10:37,933 --> 00:10:40,733
- AND ARRANGED FOR HE AND SUE
TO MEET AT ONE OF HER LISTINGS.

265
00:10:40,733 --> 00:10:42,233
- MY MOTHER WAS CONSIDERED

266
00:10:42,233 --> 00:10:44,767
QUEEN OF THE PSYCHICS
BY DR. HANS HOLZER.

267
00:10:44,767 --> 00:10:47,200
HE'S WRITTEN 145 BOOKS.

268
00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,033
- WOW.

269
00:10:49,033 --> 00:10:52,933
- AND MY DAUGHTER JUST FOUND HER
FIRST MISSING CHILD IN NEW YORK.

270
00:10:52,933 --> 00:10:54,300
- OKAY.

271
00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:57,300
SO JUST TO BE CLEAR, IF THERE'S
A GHOST IN THIS HOUSE,

272
00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:58,533
YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TELL.

273
00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:00,067
- THAT'S CORRECT.

274
00:11:00,067 --> 00:11:02,267
- WITH RON'S GUARANTEE,
I INTRODUCED HIM TO SUE.

275
00:11:02,267 --> 00:11:03,767
- MY GREAT PLEASURE.

276
00:11:03,767 --> 00:11:05,767
- AND THEN WE FOLLOWED
AS HE LED US THROUGH THE HOUSE

277
00:11:05,767 --> 00:11:09,300
INSPECTING EACH ROOM
FOR THE PRESENCE OF ANY GHOSTS.

278
00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:11,400
- DEFINITELY A CHANGE OF ENERGY.

279
00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,467
YOU FEEL THAT, CORRECT?
- MM-HMM, DEFINITELY.

280
00:11:13,467 --> 00:11:15,400
I FEEL, LIKE, CHILLS GOING DOWN
MY SPINE RIGHT NOW.

281
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,067
- RIGHT.
- IS IT A GHOST?

282
00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,367
- NO.

283
00:11:18,367 --> 00:11:20,400
- THINGS WERE OFF TO
A GREAT START, AS RON BELIEVED

284
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,300
THE FIRST HOUSE
WAS COMPLETELY GHOST-FREE.

285
00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:25,300
- I'M NOT FEELING THERE'S
ANY ENTITIES IN THIS HOUSE.

286
00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:26,300
- WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
- THAT'S GOOD.

287
00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:28,067
- YES.
- I CAN SELL THE HOUSE.

288
00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:29,567
- [chuckles] YEAH.
- YEAH.

289
00:11:29,567 --> 00:11:31,433
- BUT WHEN WE VISITED
ANOTHER ONE OF SUE'S LISTINGS,

290
00:11:31,433 --> 00:11:32,933
RON FELT A PRESENCE
IMMEDIATELY.

291
00:11:32,933 --> 00:11:37,933
- I'M HEARING SCREAMING AND
ARGUING THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE.

292
00:11:37,933 --> 00:11:40,300
- SCREAMING AND ARGUING?
- YEAH.

293
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,833
THIS IS NO GOOD.

294
00:11:41,833 --> 00:11:43,200
- OH, DEAR.
- THE BATHROOM?

295
00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,367
- THIS WHOLE HOUSE.
SOMETHING'S WRONG.

296
00:11:45,367 --> 00:11:47,067
- WOW.

297
00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:49,467
- RON SENSED EVIL ALL AROUND US.

298
00:11:49,467 --> 00:11:51,633
- SOMETHING WENT ON BACK THERE.

299
00:11:51,633 --> 00:11:53,333
- BUT IT WASN'T UNTIL
WE WENT INTO THE BEDROOM

300
00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:55,533
THAT HE FELT
THE TRUE PRESENCE OF THE GHOST.

301
00:11:55,533 --> 00:11:57,667
- YOU FEEL LIKE THERE'S
GHOSTS AROUND, OR--

302
00:11:57,667 --> 00:12:01,533
- YEAH.
- OOH, IS THAT RIGHT?

303
00:12:01,533 --> 00:12:03,067
- I FEEL THERE ARE ENTITIES
IN THIS HOUSE.

304
00:12:03,067 --> 00:12:05,700
- I SEE.
- THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.

305
00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:08,500
- WELL, THAT SUCKS FOR YOU.

306
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:09,967
- YEAH, YEAH.

307
00:12:09,967 --> 00:12:12,833
- WHAT IS HIS ACTIVITY
IN THE HOUSE?

308
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,267
- IT'S, LIKE, EVIL.

309
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:17,633
IT'S LIKE--YOU KNOW
WHAT AN INCUBUS IS?

310
00:12:17,633 --> 00:12:20,367
IT'S A GHOST THAT'LL HAVE SEX
WITH SOMEONE UNTIL THEY DIE.

311
00:12:20,367 --> 00:12:22,800
- [gasps]
WOW.

312
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:26,500
THAT'S LIKE WHAT I EXPERIENCED
WHEN I WAS IN SWITZERLAND.

313
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:30,233
SOMETHING BAD,
A BAD SPIRIT OR A BAD ENTITY.

314
00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:32,733
- THIS IS THE ROOM
THAT IT'S GENERATING FROM.

315
00:12:32,733 --> 00:12:35,967
- WHAT HAPPENED IN SWITZERLAND?
- WHEN I WAS BEING CHOKED.

316
00:12:35,967 --> 00:12:36,967
- YOU WERE BEING CHOKED
IN SWITZERLAND?

317
00:12:36,967 --> 00:12:38,067
- YEAH.

318
00:12:38,067 --> 00:12:39,067
- WE WERE JUST
TALKING ABOUT THAT.

319
00:12:39,067 --> 00:12:40,067
- WHAT?

320
00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:41,200
- EARLIER,
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT--

321
00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,267
- CHOKED BY WHAT?
- BY AN ENTITY LIKE THAT.

322
00:12:43,267 --> 00:12:44,533
I FELT LIKE I WAS BEING PICKED--

323
00:12:44,533 --> 00:12:45,967
- WHAT, A GHOST CHOKED YOU
IN SWITZERLAND?

324
00:12:45,967 --> 00:12:48,367
- YES.
- WOW.

325
00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:49,767
- OH, YES.

326
00:12:49,767 --> 00:12:52,400
THERE'S BEEN MANY THINGS
THAT HAS HAPPENED IN MY LIFE.

327
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:55,600
THAT'S WHY IT'S SO
INTERESTING TO MEET YOU.

328
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,533
- SUE'S BOMBSHELL ABOUT THE
SWITZERLAND GHOST MADE ME FEEL

329
00:12:57,533 --> 00:13:00,467
AN URGENCY TO GET RID
OF THIS ENTITY RIGHT AWAY.

330
00:13:00,467 --> 00:13:01,467
THE ONLY QUESTION WAS HOW.

331
00:13:01,467 --> 00:13:04,367
- IT COULD ALWAYS BE CLEANED.

332
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:06,233
- RON SUGGESTED AN EXORCISM,
SO THE NEXT MORNING,

333
00:13:06,233 --> 00:13:09,700
I FOUND AN EXORCIST FROM FRESNO
NAMED BROTHER CARLOS...

334
00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:12,533
- YOU HAVE TO OBEY ME,
AND YOU HAVE TO COME OUT.

335
00:13:12,533 --> 00:13:14,233
IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST,
DEVILS.

336
00:13:14,233 --> 00:13:16,800
- AND BOOKED HIM
TO DO AN EXORCISM

337
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,933
IN THE MASTER BEDROOM
FOR THE FOLLOWING WEEK.

338
00:13:18,933 --> 00:13:21,167
IN THE MEANTIME,
SUE HAD AN APPOINTMENT

339
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,667
TO SHOW THE HOUSE THAT SHE
PREFERRED NOT TO CANCEL.

340
00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:25,933
SO BEFORE THE POTENTIAL
BUYER ARRIVED,

341
00:13:25,933 --> 00:13:28,800
I REMINDED HER TO BE UPFRONT
ABOUT THE STATUS OF THE HOME.

342
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:32,067
YOU JUST HAVE TO BE HONEST WITH
THE PERSON YOU'RE SHOWING IT TO,

343
00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:35,200
AND IT LET THEM KNOW THAT
EVEN THOUGH THERE IS AN ENTITY,

344
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,700
WE WILL BE DOING
AN EXORCISM VERY SOON,

345
00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:38,933
AND THAT WILL GET RID OF IT.

346
00:13:38,933 --> 00:13:42,500
- THAT'S--YES, OKAY.
THAT SOUNDS PERFECT.

347
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:44,500
- OKAY, GREAT. SO GOOD LUCK.
- OKAY. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

348
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,767
- OH, THANKS.

349
00:13:46,767 --> 00:13:48,367
AND MOMENTS LATER,

350
00:13:48,367 --> 00:13:50,900
SUE BEGAN HER FIRST SHOWING
AS THE GHOST REALTOR.

351
00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:52,767
- SO THE DINING ROOM'S THIS WAY,

352
00:13:52,767 --> 00:13:55,100
AND THEN THE KITCHEN'S
TO YOUR RIGHT.

353
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,067
- AFTER THE POTENTIAL BUYER
MADE HER WAY THROUGH THE HOUSE,

354
00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:58,967
IT WAS UP TO SUE
TO CLOSE THE DEAL.

355
00:13:58,967 --> 00:14:00,400
- SO WHAT DID YOU THINK?

356
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:03,067
- I LIKE IT, ESPECIALLY
THE WALK-IN CLOSET.

357
00:14:03,067 --> 00:14:04,500
[laughs]
- OH, A NICE, BIG ONE.

358
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,667
- YES, A NICE, BIG CLOSET.

359
00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:08,867
AND THE MASTER BEDROOM
IS REALLY NICE.

360
00:14:08,867 --> 00:14:10,533
- YES.
- I LIKE IT, YES.

361
00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:11,967
- WONDERFUL.

362
00:14:11,967 --> 00:14:13,900
WELL, I DO HAVE TO EXPLAIN
SOMETHING TO YOU.

363
00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:16,867
UPSTAIRS IN THE MASTER BEDROOM,

364
00:14:16,867 --> 00:14:18,200
WE DID FIND A ENTITY,

365
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:22,600
AND IT WAS AN INCUBUS.

366
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,067
I KNOW YOU'RE WONDERING
WHAT THAT IS.

367
00:14:24,067 --> 00:14:26,467
- I HAVE NO IDEA.
[laughs]

368
00:14:26,467 --> 00:14:28,767
- WELL, THAT IS A PRETTY EVIL
SPIRIT, ACTUALLY,

369
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:33,767
AND HE SAID THAT
THIS SPIRIT RAPES WOMEN

370
00:14:33,767 --> 00:14:37,467
AND HAS SEX WITH THEM
UNTIL THEY DIE.

371
00:14:37,467 --> 00:14:39,333
I KNOW IT SOUNDS AWFUL,

372
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:41,067
BUT WE'RE GOING TO
HAVE IT TAKEN CARE OF.

373
00:14:41,067 --> 00:14:43,833
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE AN EXORCIST
COME IN AND GET RID OF IT.

374
00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:46,533
- THIS IS REAL? REALLY? LIKE--
- I KNOW.

375
00:14:46,533 --> 00:14:48,733
- [laughs]
- I KNOW.

376
00:14:48,733 --> 00:14:50,633
ISN'T THAT UNBELIEVABLE

377
00:14:50,633 --> 00:14:51,900
THAT THINGS LIKE THIS
HAPPEN IN THIS WORLD?

378
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:53,800
SO TRUST ME.

379
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,067
COME BACK IN A COUPLE OF DAYS,

380
00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:58,700
AND YOU'LL SEE
IT'S A BIG DIFFERENCE.

381
00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:00,167
- IT WAS CLEAR
SUE WAS HAVING TROUBLE

382
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:03,467
KEEPING BUYERS INTERESTED
WITH AN INCUBUS STILL PRESENT,

383
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:06,467
BUT I WAS HOPEFUL ALL THAT
WOULD CHANGE AFTER OUR EXORCISM.

384
00:15:09,633 --> 00:15:11,733
- IT WAS FINALLY
THE NIGHT OF THE EXORCISM,

385
00:15:11,733 --> 00:15:13,633
AND AFTER BROTHER CARLOS,
OUR EXORCIST, ARRIVED,

386
00:15:13,633 --> 00:15:16,100
SUE AND I LED HIM UPSTAIRS
TO THE BEDROOM

387
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:17,667
WHERE THE ENTITY WAS DETECTED.

388
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:21,667
- SO WHAT I'M GONNA DO,
I'M GONNA ANOINT THIS PLACE.

389
00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:22,900
- MM-HMM.
- OKAY?

390
00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:24,533
AND I'M GONNA COMMAND
THESE SPIRITS TO LEAVE.

391
00:15:24,533 --> 00:15:26,467
IN THE MARTYRED NAME
OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST,

392
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,833
COME OUT, EVIL SPIRITS.

393
00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:31,400
MAKING PEOPLE BELIEVE YOU
ARE SPIRITS OF DEAD HUMANS, HUH?

394
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,933
LIARS.
LIARS AND DECEIVERS, GET OUT.

395
00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:38,667
GET OUT OF HERE
AND DON'T EVER, EVER COME BACK.

396
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:40,300
- AFTER GETTING RID
OF THE SPIRIT,

397
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:43,067
BROTHER CARLOS INSISTED THAT
HE HAD TO CLEANSE US AS WELL,

398
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,367
AS DEMONS CAN SOMETIMES
ATTACH THEMSELVES

399
00:15:44,367 --> 00:15:47,900
TO HUMANS AND MANIFEST
AS PHYSICAL AILMENTS.

400
00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:51,167
- DO YOU HAVE ANY HEALTH ISSUES?

401
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,800
ARE YOU CONSTANTLY GETTING SICK?

402
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,100
DO YOU HAVE MIGRAINE HEADACHE
HITTING YOU ALL THE TIME?

403
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:56,967
- I DO HAVE ONE THING,
BUT IT'S KIND OF...

404
00:15:56,967 --> 00:15:58,467
- WHAT?

405
00:15:58,467 --> 00:16:01,733
- PRIVATE, PERSONAL.
- ALL RIGHT.

406
00:16:01,733 --> 00:16:02,933
- IT'S HEMORRHOIDS.

407
00:16:02,933 --> 00:16:05,400
- YEAH, THAT'S DEMONIC.
OH, YEAH.

408
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,167
- OKAY.
- SO HOW YOU SAY IT AGAIN?

409
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,167
I DON'T SEE THIS DEMON
VERY OFTEN.

410
00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:12,067
HE--EM-OR-OID?

411
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:13,567
- HEMORRHOIDS.
- HEMORRHOIDS. HEMORRHOIDS.

412
00:16:13,567 --> 00:16:14,567
YEAH, I DON'T SAY
THIS NAME VERY OFTEN.

413
00:16:14,567 --> 00:16:15,967
- OH, I SEE.

414
00:16:15,967 --> 00:16:18,733
- SO LET ME GO AHEAD AND ADDRESS
THIS THING RIGHT NOW. OKAY?

415
00:16:18,733 --> 00:16:20,700
IN THE NAME
OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST,

416
00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:23,367
I COMMAND DEMONS
OF HEMORRHOIDS.

417
00:16:23,367 --> 00:16:25,067
I AM CASTING YOU OUT,
EVIL SPIRITS,

418
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,667
IN THE NAME
OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST.

419
00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:28,067
HEMORRHOID DEMONS...

420
00:16:28,067 --> 00:16:29,833
COME OUT!

421
00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:32,900
- IS IT GONE?
- WOW, YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.

422
00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:34,867
- I DO?
- MM-HMM.

423
00:16:34,867 --> 00:16:37,300
YOU LOOK LIKE SOMETHING
JUST HAPPENED, DEFINITELY.

424
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:38,367
- WOW.

425
00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:39,733
IF SUE NOTICED
A CHANGE THAT QUICKLY,

426
00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:42,800
I WANTED TO BE SURE
TO LEAVE NO STONE UNTURNED.

427
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:46,300
CAN IT HELP WITH PENIS SIZE?

428
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:49,600
- YOU SEE--YEAH, OKAY.

429
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:52,800
IF IT'S DEMONIC, YEAH, I CAN
CAST OUT THE DEMON FROM THERE.

430
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:57,067
I DON'T HAVE TO SAY
FOR THE THING TO, YOU KNOW,

431
00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:59,133
INCREASE IN SIZE
OR DIMI--WHATEVER.

432
00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:02,167
- OKAY.

433
00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:05,567
- IN THE NAME
OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST,

434
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,600
I COMMAND ALL OF YOU DEMONS.

435
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:12,133
IF THERE'S A DEMON THERE,
YOU KNOW,

436
00:17:12,133 --> 00:17:16,900
AFFECTING THIS MAN'S PENIS,
MALE ORGANS,

437
00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:21,467
MAKIN' IT SMALLER, WHATEVER--

438
00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:25,367
IF THERE'S ANY DEMON THERE
LODGED IN HIS PENIS RIGHT NOW,

439
00:17:25,367 --> 00:17:27,667
COME OUT!
IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST.

440
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:29,067
COME OUT!

441
00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:30,800
YOU MIGHT BE FREE
FROM THIS THING ALREADY.

442
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,233
- REALLY?
- OH, YEAH.

443
00:17:32,233 --> 00:17:34,333
- AFTER BROTHER CARLOS
ADDRESSED MY PERSONAL DEMONS...

444
00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:36,933
- I HAVE AN EXTREMELY BAD BACK
PROBLEM, IF THAT CAN BE HELPFUL.

445
00:17:36,933 --> 00:17:37,933
- OH, YEAH.

446
00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:39,133
- HE OFFERED TO HELP SUE

447
00:17:39,133 --> 00:17:41,500
BY REMOVING THE DEMONS
CAUSING HER BACK PAIN.

448
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,500
- AND AS I AM ADDRESSING
THESE DEMONS RIGHT NOW,

449
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:44,967
I'M GONNA BE
MORE AGGRESSIVE, OKAY,

450
00:17:44,967 --> 00:17:48,333
BECAUSE I KNOW YOU HAVE SIGNS OF
SOMEONE THAT HAVE DEMONS INSIDE.

451
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,333
OKAY?
- OKAY.

452
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:54,500
- SO JUST MAKE EYE CONTACT
WITH ME RIGHT NOW. OKAY?

453
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,067
IN THE NAME
OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST,

454
00:17:57,067 --> 00:17:59,767
I COMMAND ANY EVIL SPIRIT

455
00:17:59,767 --> 00:18:02,167
THAT THE LORD JESUS CHRIST
HAS IDENTIFIED

456
00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:05,633
TO PLACE DIVINE JUDGMENT
FOR VIOLATING THIS SOUL.

457
00:18:05,633 --> 00:18:08,933
IN THE NAME OF THE LORD
JESUS CHRIST, I COMMAND YOU NOW

458
00:18:08,933 --> 00:18:10,667
TO GET OUT OF THIS WOMAN
RIGHT NOW, EVIL SPIRITS.

459
00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:11,700
I COMMAND YOU NOW TO GET OUT.

460
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:14,833
DEMONS, LOOK IN MY EYES.
LOOK IN MY EYES.

461
00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:16,300
YOU'VE BEEN MESSIN' UP
WITH HER BACK?

462
00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:17,767
RIGHT, DEVILS?

463
00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:22,200
I'M COMMANDING YOU TO COME OUT.
I AM COMMANDING YOU TO COME OUT.

464
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,900
- [moans]

465
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,067
[crying]

466
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:26,433
- I AM COMMANDING YOU
TO COME OUT!

467
00:18:26,433 --> 00:18:28,100
IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST,
COME OUT!

468
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:30,467
COME OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT.

469
00:18:30,467 --> 00:18:33,200
COME OUT OF SUE'S CHEST.
COME OUT.

470
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,367
COME OUT.
COME OUT, EVIL SPIRITS.

471
00:18:35,367 --> 00:18:36,800
COME OUT, EVIL SPIRITS.

472
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,067
DEMONS MESSIN' UP WITH
THE VERTEBRAES IN THE NECK,

473
00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:40,500
COME OUT IN THE NAME
OF JESUS CHRIST.

474
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:41,733
COME OUT.

475
00:18:41,733 --> 00:18:44,433
I WANT ALL DEMONS
OUT OF HER SPINE, GET OUT.

476
00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:48,833
GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT.
- [crying]

477
00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:50,333
- GET OUT IN THE NAME
OF JESUS CHRIST. GET OUT.

478
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:51,433
[shutter clicks]

479
00:18:51,433 --> 00:18:53,667
IN THE NAME
OF JESUS CHRIST, GET OUT.

480
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:57,300
COME OUT. COME OUT.
COME OUT. COME OUT.

481
00:18:57,300 --> 00:19:01,500
IN THE NAME OF YESHUA, COME OUT.
IN THE NAME OF YESHUA, COME OUT.

482
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,200
GET OUT. LOOK IN MY EYES.
YOU HAVE TO GO NOW.

483
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,633
- UH-HUH.
- YOU HAVE TO GO.

484
00:19:05,633 --> 00:19:07,600
I'M CASTING YOU OUT.
YOU HAVE TO GO.

485
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:08,600
YOU HAVE TO GO.

486
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:12,067
LEAVE NOW.
LEAVE NOW. LEAVE NOW.

487
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,833
- OKAY.
- LEAVE. LEAVE. LEAVE.

488
00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:15,367
- STOP IT!
- LEAVE.

489
00:19:15,367 --> 00:19:16,700
- STOP IT.
- LEAVE.

490
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:18,133
GO NOW,
AND DON'T EVER COME BACK.

491
00:19:18,133 --> 00:19:19,800
TAKE A DEEP BREATH
THREE TIMES, PLEASE.

492
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:23,533
- [sighs]

493
00:19:23,533 --> 00:19:25,100
- YOU DIDN'T HURT HER
OR ANYTHING, RIGHT?

494
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:26,533
- NO.
- OKAY.

495
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:30,067
'CAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE
SHE'S ALMOST DEAD.

496
00:19:30,067 --> 00:19:32,600
ARE YOU OKAY, SUE?
- YEAH. ACTUALLY, I'M FINE.

497
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:35,833
I THINK I'M FEELING
A LITTLE RELIEF NOW.

498
00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:37,933
IT'S AMAZING.
[sighs]

499
00:19:41,467 --> 00:19:43,600
- AFTER CLEANSING ME, SUE,
AND THE REST OF THE BEDROOM,

500
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,767
BROTHER CARLOS FELT CONFIDENT

501
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:47,933
THAT THE HOUSE WAS NOW
ENTIRELY GHOST-FREE.

502
00:19:47,933 --> 00:19:50,467
- AFTER ALL WE DID HERE
IN THIS ROOM,

503
00:19:50,467 --> 00:19:53,333
I'M PRETTY MUCH CERTAIN
THAT THERE'S NO EVIL SPIRITS

504
00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:55,567
RIGHT HERE IN THIS--
IN THIS BEDROOM.

505
00:19:55,567 --> 00:19:57,533
- AND AFTER WISHING HIM WELL,
I FELT LIKE I HAD DONE

506
00:19:57,533 --> 00:20:00,333
ALL I COULD TO REINVIGORATE
SUE'S CAREER.

507
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,200
- HE WAS AMAZING.
- YEAH.

508
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:05,933
SO THE HOME IS NOW GHOST-FREE.
- YEAH.

509
00:20:05,933 --> 00:20:07,100
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL HOME,

510
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:09,800
AND I THINK NOW
THAT THE GHOST IS GONE,

511
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:13,200
IT'S GOING TO BE SO MUCH
MORE ALLURING TO PEOPLE

512
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,200
TO COME IN HERE
AND HAVE A LOOK AT IT.

513
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,467
- MM-HMM.

514
00:20:15,467 --> 00:20:18,167
BEFORE I GO, I HAVE
A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOU.

515
00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:20,233
- REALLY?
- YEAH.

516
00:20:20,233 --> 00:20:22,500
- NO.
- YEAH, A LITTLE GIFT.

517
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:23,800
- REALLY?
- YEAH.

518
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:27,200
- OH, MY GOSH.

519
00:20:30,467 --> 00:20:34,833
- I'VE BEEN DOING A LITTLE BIT
OF PAINTING IN MY SPARE TIME,

520
00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:38,167
AND I JUST DID THIS
FROM IMAGINATION, YOU KNOW.

521
00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:41,367
- DID YOU?
- YEAH.

522
00:20:41,367 --> 00:20:44,600
I KIND OF USED YOUR
REAL ESTATE PHOTO FOR THE FACE

523
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:48,067
AND MY IMAGINATION
FOR JUST THE REST OF THE BODY.

524
00:20:48,067 --> 00:20:50,067
- VERY NICE.

525
00:20:50,067 --> 00:20:52,867
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

526
00:20:52,867 --> 00:20:54,267
- OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

527
00:20:54,267 --> 00:20:56,867
- OKAY.
- OKAY, BYE.

528
00:20:56,867 --> 00:20:58,700
- BYE.

529
00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:02,500
[upbeat music]

530
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,867
JUST FULL OF SURPRISES HERE.

531
00:21:12,433 --> 00:21:15,200
- I WORKED WITH ATF
ON UNI-BOMBER.

532
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,767
I WORKED ON O.J.'s DEFENSE TEAM.

533
00:21:17,767 --> 00:21:19,900
- YOU WORKED ON O.J.'s CASE?
- YEAH.

534
00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:22,800
- SO DO YOU THINK HE'S INNOCENT?
- HE WAS DEFINITELY INNOCENT.

535
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,300
- O.J.
- DEFINITELY.


